A few details are changed to protect the innocent.
# 1 Come On In, The Water's Fine
We had a patient that had been drinking for much of the night with friends. Apparently they were not using the "Buddy System" and our patient was noted to be missing when the bar closed up for the night. A search ensued resulting in the police being called to help find the missing individual. Eventually they were found in or next to a nearby creek, soaking wet, and confused. At the hospital the patients core temp was 31C (87.8* F). As a little refresher your supposed to be around 37 C (98.6* F). The alcohol level greater 3.5x the legal limit & additional drugs in his system probably had a role in this.
# 2 Trashday
After drinking well into the early morning patient # 2 came to the realization that was trashday. Quick, out the door they went, trash in hand. Hurrying back to grab the screen door before it shut and locked, they grabbed the handle and in a quick movement pulled the door back, striking themselves in the head. This knocked them off the porch and into the snow. By the time they were able to get back to the door it had closed and locked. No problem grab the key from your pocket, right??? ---- Wrong, in their haste they had neglected to put on any clothes (well unless you count the underware and socks). No pockets, no key, no one inside.
After trying the neighbors (who weren't home) the patient decided to just sit down on the porch and wait for someone else to come home. Fortunately passing motorists called the police to alert them of a half naked person hanging around the neighborhood.
Unfortunately they had already been out long enough to get 2* frostbite to their feet and had already started to blister.
Long term they should be fine but I bet that they might hide a key under the mat, just in case.
# 3 Walking in a Winter Wonderland
After being locked out of their apartment patient # 3 wasn't sure what to do. Ask the landlord for an extra key? Find a neighbor? Break into your apartment? - apparently that didn't cross the mind of our patient. Sadly they had a mental illness and had stopped taking their medication/ Rational thoughts were in short supply. Instead they spent 2-3 days & nights enjoying winter up close and personal. When found they were hypothermic and had had pretty significant 2 & 3rd degree frostbite to their extremities. Not the worst I've seen but pretty tragic for a person that already has alot of health problems to deal with.
So when your headed out, remember to bundle up, and take your keys with you!









Apparently this happens periodically in the hospital, all it takes is one fly and 24 hrs to get maggots. Still it is pretty gross to consider.











